FRIENDS, ROMANS, SKUTTLEBUGS - LEND ME YOUR EARS!

*Salutes* Hello, assembled Minions and Skuttlebugs! Welcome to the Top Secret explanation of Skuttlebugia. Hush friends – this cannot be widely known. Okay – so you probably want a bit of an explanation, right? Here it is –



Skuttlebugia started when Luciana Scath decided we should all go on a trip to Australia. Then Luna said we should take Derek. And then the whole thing snowballed and we decided that we were going to take over Australia, populate it with all the Skuttlebugs, instate Derek as ruler and name it ……..



SKUTTLEBUGIA.



Naturally, we started making plans. So Mr Derek Landy was obviously going to be King …… but what about the other government? So we have a King ………. What about two co Prime Ministers? Step forward …. David Maybury and Tom Percival! And we thought, keeping with true Skulduggery Pleasant style, we should have a Council of Elders! So, from the Bloglands, we have Grand Mage Luciana Scath! From the Facebookians and pretty much everywhere, Minister of Defence and Elder Becky Allaker! And from the Forumlands ……………… well, we’re not sure yet! But we would love to receive any applicants!



Back to jobs. I am Charisma Thorne, present when Skuttlebugia was created, and I have the Skuttlebugian roles of Head Presenter of Radio, and Archaeologist! The Administrator of the Skuttlebugian Sanctuary is Adam Mellal, and Advisor to the Grand Mage is Ellikins. Following in Skulduggery’s footsteps as the Head Detective is Cassidy Clarimonde. Horse lover Dorcha Flame is Stable Master to the King’s Horses (And any general horses, really). Previously stated, Elder Becky is also Minister for Defence, and The Defenders will provide the security system. Luna is the Head Ninja. (Ninjas wanted, apply!) We are also looking for applicants for various jobs! Here is a vague list! If you see something not on the list, contact us!

THE LIST IS IN ANOTHER POST






So, that is just about it! I hope you now have a ish clue of what is going on, and I also hope you will join us in our bid to create Skuttlebugia!



And lastly, a quote from our new Grand Mage –



“Skuttlebugs are spread out all over the world, today, but by working together Skuttlebuggia is a place for Skuttlebugs and Minions to be together and live in peace and harmony.”



DISCLAIMER – SKUTTLEBUGIA IS PART OF GIFT FOR THE GOLDEN GOD. IT IS NOT REAL. WE ARE IN NO WAY ACTUALLY GOING TO INVADE AUSTRALIA. SKUTTLEBUGIA IS NOT REAL *wink wink*